I've been writing creative copy professionally for almost two decades.
As sole writer of Geekologie, a Time Magazine Top 25 Blog, I wrote 25,000+ humor articles over 14 years and built a loyal audience of 10M+ monthly pageviews — with a voice distinct enough that people came back daily to read it. I was a writing machine before AI, and I'm still better.
Since then, as a senior copywriter, I've focused on helping brands talk with customers instead of at them — witty, conversational copy that feels less like marketing and more like a brand you'd want to hang out with. Maybe even let crash on your couch.
Geekologie
25,000+
Humor articles written
10M
Monthly pageviews
8-10
Articles written daily
Top 25
Time Magazine Blog
...and 25,000+ more.
Culprit Creative
The Journey
Senior Copywriter, Culprit Creative
Developing conversational brand voices that foster deep customer connections through witty storytelling and strategic messaging.
2021 – Present
Freelance Social Media Manager & Content Creator, Shock Surplus
Managed content strategy and created content for daily posting across social platforms to grow engagement and brand awareness.
2025-2026
Editor-In-Chief, Sole Writer, Geekologie
One of Time Magazine’s top 25 blogs — with 10M monthly pageviews and 25,000+ articles over 14 years.
2007 - 2021
MBA, Marketing Concentration • Virginia Tech, 2007
BS, Marketing Management • Virginia Tech, 2003